Real Das the Life Lyrics – 若手芸人HIPHOP同好会
Singer: 若手芸人HIPHOP同好会
Title: Real Das the Life
(困窮のポイント)
高級マンション住みたい
かっけえ外車に乗りたい
とは言わない
けど後輩に気持ちよく奢れるくらいには売れたい
足りなすぎて何が欲しいのかもわからない
でもとりあえず
一発でかい拍手笑いが欲しい
俺らは一生やめられない
果てのないサハラ砂漠
一点突破でただ耕す
明らむ空がカーテンを薄く光らす
新ネタ出来てない
素晴らしい世界
生まれは平成8年です
芸歴も8年目
ネクストブレイクいったりきたり
ミネルヴァ入り浸り
このままだと俺危ねえか？
いや形勢逆転だ
人生変えるかラップでな
ゆたぽんより革命家
お笑い芸人いる合コン
絶対顔出さない
芸人ってこと隠して
「おもしろいフリーター」でありたい
オープニングMCで
客席全体いっぱい見渡して
可愛いチャンネーありがたい
「新ネタ？」変えるよ？有りネタに！
たかが知れてるライブのギャラ
あたまからけつまで入ってたら
バイトに入れてたら倍は稼げたと
苛まれっちゃうや～嫌～嫌～
「今日暇してますか？」
ちっちゃいけど嫌いな言葉
後輩に指されて振り返る？いや
配達あるから俺帰る(バイバーイ)
それでもしゃーなし
つかまっちゃったら毅然とした態度
お前ら遠慮はいらんから
食べたいだけ食べろ
笑いで稼いだお金で飯食う
俺ってかっけえぜ
今月振り込まれた給料
えっ？！8,000円
お会計8600円
ごめんお金貸して～！！
(金借り現場)
全員 俺のファンにならないかなあと願ってる日々
今からでも推し変遅くないよ 迷ってるそこの君
5回すべっても10回すべっても
たった一回の拍手笑いが
俺たち病みつきになっちまう
危ない葉っぱよりもヤバいらしい
いつでも出来てる 進むイメージ
あのファイナルステージ
変人変人言われることこそ
スターダムの片鱗
洗ってなかった首
振らして帰らせるよ全員
かっこつけちゃってるからしません
DMの返信
演者が全員いるライブのエンディング
誰にも気づかれないように舞台の端へ行く
告知でボケる人回す人急にギャグしてスベる人
それ見て何もせずに笑っている人
それが俺
打ち上げ行かない だって打ち上げる燃料ねえもん
金ないし 第一今日のライブで何肴にすりゃええの
お疲れ様です お疲れ様です 次頑張りたいです
「あ、奢るけど誰か飲み行かない？」
…自分行きたいです
話変わるけどお笑いライブの進行スタッフ全員可愛い
その日の香盤見ているフリしてその子が立ってる定位置確認
もちろん声かけるのキモイからその気持ちは抑える
ただ楽屋トークのボリュームは5上げる
ダサい事しても悪い事しない
このスタンスでキングをとる
とはいえそれは先の話
悲しいけど本日、未熟者
次の新ネタライブは絶対すごいネタを作らないと
「あ、奢るけど誰か飲み行かない？」
…自分行きたいです
「よっしゃー！朝まで麻雀行くか！」
…あ、あ、やめときます…。
Find more lyrics at myjpop.jspinyin.net
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Romaji / Romanized / Romanization
(Konkyu no pointo)
kokyu manshon sumitai
ka kke e gaisha ni noritai
to wa iwanai
kedo kohai ni kimochiyoku ogoreru kurai ni wa uretai
tarina sugite nani ga hoshi no kamo wakaranai
demo toriaezu
ippatsu dekai hakushu warai ga hoshi
orera wa issho yame rarenai
hate no nai Saharasabaku
itten toppa de tada tagayasu
akaramu sora ga katen o usuku hikarasu
shin neta deki tenai
subarashi sekai
umare wa Heisei 8-nendesu
geireki mo 8-nen-me
nekusutobureiku ittari ki tari
mineruvu~a iribitari
konomamada to ore 危Ne ka?
Iya keisei gyakutenda
jinsei kaeru ka rappu dena
yutapon yori kakumeigo
owarai geinin iru gokon
zettai kao dasanai
geinin tte koto kakushite
`omoshiroi furita’dearitai
opuningu MC de
kyakuseki zentai ippai miwatashite
kawaii chan’ne arigatai
`shin neta?’ Kaeru yo? Ari neta ni!
Takaga shire teru raibu no gyara
a tama kara ketsu made haittetara
baito ni ire tetara bai wa kasegeta to
sainama re tchau ya ~ iya ~ iya ~
`kyo hima shitemasu ka?’
Chitchaikedo kiraina kotoba
kohai ni sasa rete furikaeru? Iya
haitatsu arukara ore kaeru (baibai)
soredemo sha ̄ nashi
tsukamatchattara kizento shita taido
omaera enryo hai ran kara
tabetai dake tabero
warai de kaseida okane de meshi kuu
ore tte ka kke e ze
kongetsu furikoma reta kyuryo
e~tsu? ! 8, 000-En
o kaikei 8600-en
gomen okane kashite ~!!
(-Kin kari genba)
zen’in ore no fan ni naranai ka na to negatteru hi 々
Ima kara demo oshi hen osokunai yo mayotteru soko no kimi
5-kai subette mo 10-kai subette mo
tatta ikkai no hakushu warai ga
oretachi yamitsuki ni natchimau
abunai happa yori mo yabairashi
itsu demo deki teru susumu imeji
ano fainarusuteji
henjin henjin iwa reru koto koso
sutadamu no henrin
arattenakatta kubi
fura sh#te kaera seru yo zen’in
kakko tsuke chatterukara shimasen
DM no henshin
enja ga zen’in iru raibu no endingu
darenimo kidzuka renai yo ni butai no hashi e iku
kokuchi de bokeru hito mawasu hito kyu ni gyagu sh#te suberu hito
sore mite nani mo sezu ni waratte iru hito
sore ga ore
uchiage ikanai datte uchiageru nenryone mon
-kin naishi dai ichi kyo no raibu de nan sakana ni surya e no
otsukaresamadesu otsukaresamadesu-ji ganbaritaidesu
`a , ogorukedo dare ka nomi ikanai?’
… Jibun ikitaidesu
-banashi kawarukedo owarai raibu no shinko sutaffu zen’in kawaii
sonohi no ka-ban mite iru furi sh#te Sonoko ga tatteru tei ichi kakunin
mochiron koe kakeru no kimoi kara sono kimochi wa osaeru
tada gakuya toku no boryumu wa 5 ageru
dasai koto sh#te mo warui koto shinai
kono sutansu de kingu o toru
to wa ie soreha-saki no hanashi
kanashikedo honjitsu, mijukumono
-ji no shin neta raibu wa zettai sugoi neta o tsukuranai to
`a , ogorukedo dare ka nomi ikanai?’
… Jibun ikitaidesu
`yossha ̄ ! Asamade majan iku ka!’
… A, a, yame tokimasu….
Find more lyrics at myjpop.jspinyin.net
Real Das the Life – English Translation
(Point of in need)
I want to live a luxury apartment
I want to ride a foreign car
Don’t say
But I want to sell so that I can feel good for my juniors
I don’t know what I want because it’s too short
But for the time being
I want a big applause laugh
We can’t stop
Endless Sahara Desert
Just plow by breaking through one point
The clear sky lights the curtain thinly
I can’t do a new story
Amazing world
Born in 1992
The 8th year of art
Next break
Immersey in Minerva
Is it dangerous if you keep this?
No, it’s a reversal
Change your life or wrap
Revolutionary than Yutapon
A comedian with comedian
Absolutely never appears
Hide an entertainer
I want to be an “interesting freeter”
At the opening MC
Look over the entire audience
Thank you for the cute channel
“New story?” There is a story!
Live gala that is known
If you enter from the head
I could make twice as much as I put it in a part -time job
I’m getting stuck ~ I don’t like it ~
“Are you free today?”
It’s tiny but disliked
Looking back by being pointed by a junior? no
I will go home because there is a delivery (by bar)
Still no share
A resolute attitude if you get caught
Don’t hesitate
Eat as you want
I earned with laughter I ate with the money
I don’t know
Salary transferred this month
eh? ! 8,000 yen
Accounting 8600 yen
I’m sorry, lend me! !
(Money borrowed site)
Every day I hope that everyone will be my fan
It’s not too late now, I’m wondering you
Even if you slip 5 times or 10 times
Just one applause laugh
We are addicted
It seems to be more dangerous than dangerous leaves
The image that is always made
That final stage
What is said to be weird
Stardom’s scale
Neck that was not washed
Let’s shake it and go home
I don’t do it because it’s cool
DM reply
Live ending with all the performers
Go to the edge of the stage so that no one is aware
People who are blurred by the announcement, a person who gags quickly and is smooth
People who are laughing without doing anything
That’s me
The fuel that launches even if you don’t launch
Money or First, what kind of appetizer do you do at today’s live?
Thank you for your hard work, thank you very much I want to do my best next time
“Oh, I’m sorry, but why not drink?”
… I want to go
It changes the story, but the progress of the comedy live is cute
I pretend to be looking at the incense board that day and check the fixed position where the child stands
Of course, the feeling of calling out is suppressed
However, raise the volume of the dressing room talk by 5
It’s not bad to do something crazy
Take the king with this stance
However, that is the story
Sad but today, immature
The next new story live must be made a great story
“Oh, I’m sorry, but why not drink?”
… I want to go
“Yoshisha! Will you go to Mahjong until the morning!”
… Oh, oh, stop …
Find more lyrics at myjpop.jspinyin.net
Lyrics 若手芸人HIPHOP同好会 – Real Das the Life 歌詞
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