Lyrics 家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP – 百鬼蛇行 featuring 綾(柿原徹也) & 唯(山下大輝) 歌詞
Singer: Ie no Ura de Manbou ga Shinderu P 家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP
Title: 百鬼蛇行 featuring 綾(柿原徹也) & 唯(山下大輝)
「ついにやってきた入試の日
我らに課せられた8つの試練
他の受験生を邪魔してでも
我らは必ず合格してみせるからな」
【第一の試練・人間化】で狙うは豪傑ひまわり・八雲
「まずはアイツだ！」「ああ」
年頃らしい身長に上手く化けられない
「靴底を削ってさらに小さくしてやるぜ」
彼らは肉を削られて踏み台にされたのだった
「虎パン痛ぇ！」「これがアリとされるなよ……」
【第二の試練・常識】で狙うは腹黒猫人間・六郷
「次アイツは？」「う〜ん……」
人間とのハーフの彼には勝ち目がない
「宝物のコンビーフあげて味方にしよう」
彼らは「試験中だよ」と常識的に断られた
「おいしいのに！」「おいしいのに！」「おいしいのに！」
【第三の試練・学力】で狙うは貧弱地底人・地根
「アイツ弱そうだぜ！」「フフ」
メガネを煮染めたような知能を有している
「消しゴムにシャー芯を埋め込んでやるぜ」
彼らは試験後半身を大地に埋められたのだった
【第四の試練・運動】で狙うは奔放天狗・天葉
「アレはアホそうだ」「だな！」
人間レベルに上手く抑えられないらしい
「カエルの卵ぶつけたら全力で飛び退くな」
彼らは卵を慎重に運ぶ天葉の優しさに涙した
「良い奴だな……」
「ついにやってきた入試の日
我らの成績はちょっとイマイチ
思ったほど邪魔も効かないが
我らは必ず合格してみせるからな！」
【第五の試練・金銭感覚】で狙うはゴリモテ通貨・金丸
正体のせいで露骨にド贔屓されている
「なんかアイツだけ……」「だよな」「不正だ！審査は平等であるべき！」
彼らは悪役にされて金丸はたくさん味方を得た
「え！？ちょっ」「そ、そんな」「こ、これが人間社会か！」
【第六の試練・コミュ力】で狙うは激ボッチのバラ・姫乃
「人間(♂)にはモテるし」とこぼしパンを持ってトイレへ
「おいおい……」「いくらなんでも……」
「さすがにかわいそう。話しかけてやろう」
彼らは痴漢に仕立て上げられ姫乃はたくさん味方を得た
「え！？ちょっ」「そ、そんな」「こ、これが人間社会か！」
【第七の試練・恋愛観】で狙うはべっちょり粘着リス・小松
恋人の私物を口に含む性癖がある
「…うれしいか？」「怖すぎ…」「口説いて4日モノの靴下を食ませてやる」
彼らは50秒後靴下の燃えカスを見つけたのだった
「おい、これ…」「えぇ…？」「泣きそうなんだけど」
【第八の試練・ファッション】で狙うはクソ落伍首輪・神田川
自慢の服を苦笑され遺書を書き始めた
「ダセェ！」「馬糞を塗って変な模様を足してやる」
彼らは40秒後センスのない服の燃えカスを見つけたのだった
「これは……」「まあいっか」
「ああ！こんなはずじゃなかったのに
まるで歯が立たない8つの試練
結局誰一人ジャマできず
かえって評価を上げちゃったかもしれないぞ」
彼らは結果の改ざんを目論む
全ての文字は消しゴムで消せると思っていた
評価用紙を前に絶望
【人間化】以外最悪だった
「絶対合格する！」
「尊厳を取り戻す！」
「ここで終わるわけにはいかない！」
「けど文字が消えない……」
「なんて意地悪なんだ……」
「そうだ！切り取って順番を入れ替えよう！」
【人間化】の評価「抜群に優れている」を【常識】に
「お歳暮はジュースにしよっと」
【常識】の評価「常識外れの極み」を【学力】に
「偏差値？ 86億だけど？」
【学力】の評価「何も考えずにこなす」を【運動】に
「体が勝手に動くんでね」
【運動】の評価「ギリ生きられるレベル」を【金銭感覚】に
「あっちのスーパーが安いんだ」
【金銭感覚】の評価「節約せずに全力」を【コミュ力】に
「皆で協力しようぜ！」
【コミュ力】の評価「強気でグイグイいく」を【恋愛観】に
「次は二人で会おうよ」
【恋愛観】の評価「照れはあるが興味あり」を【ファッション】に
「に、似合うかな…？」
【ファッション】の評価「靴下だけ履いていない」を【人間化】に
「あ、忘れちゃいました☆」
すり替え完了
「これは完璧な作戦だ！
多少不自然だがバレやしない
もう合格は決まったようなもの
震えて我らを待っていろよ人間ども！」
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Romaji / Romanized / Romanization
`Tsuini yattekita nyushi no hi
warera ni kase rareta yattsu no shiren
hoka no jukensei o jama sh#te demo
warera wa kanarazu gokaku sh#te miserukarana’
[dai ichi no shiren ningen-ka] de nerau wa goketsu himawari yakumo
`mazuwa aitsuda!’`A ‘
toshigororashi shincho ni umaku bake rarenai
`kutsuzoko o kezutte sarani chisaku sh#te yaru ze’
karera wa niku o kezura rete fumidai ni sa reta nodatta
`tora pan-tsu ~e!’`Korega ari to sa reru na yo……’
[daini no shiren joshiki] de nerau wa haraguro neko ningen Rokugo
`-ji aitsu wa?’`U 〜 n……’
ningen to no hafu no kare ni wa kachime ga nai
`takaramono no konbifu agete mikata ni shiyou’
karera wa `shiken-chuda yo’ to joshiki-teki ni kotowarareta
`oishi no ni!’`Oishi no ni!’`Oishi no ni!’
[Dai san no shiren gakuryoku] de nerau wa hinjaku chisokojin-chi ne
`aitsu yowa-soda ze!’`Fufu’
megane o nishimeta yona chino o yush#te iru
`keshigomu ni sha shin o umekonde yaru ze’
karera wa shiken-go hanshin o daichi ni ume rareta nodatta
[daishi no shiren undo] de nerau wa honpo tengu tenpa
`Are wa aho-soda’`da na!’
Ningen reberu ni umaku osae rarenairashi
`kaeru no tamago butsuketara zenryoku de tobinoku na’
karera wa tamago o shincho ni hakobu ten ha no yasashi-sa ni namida shita
`yoi yatsuda na……’
`tsuini yattekita nyushi no hi
warera no seiseki wa chotto imaichi
omotta hodo jama mo kikanai ga
warera wa kanarazu gokaku sh#te miserukarana!’
[Dai go no shiren kinsen kankaku] de nerau wa gorimote tsuka Kanemaru
shotai no sei de rokotsu ni do hiki sa rete iru
`nanka aitsu dake……’`da yo na’`fuseida! Shinsa wa byododearubeki!’
Karera wa akuyaku ni sa rete Kanemaru wa takusan mikata o eta
`e ! ? Cho ~tsu’`-so, son’na’`ko, korega ningen shakai ka!’
[Dairoku no shiren komyu-ryoku] de nerau wa geki botchi no bara himeno
`ningen (♂) ni wa moteru shi’ to koboshi pan o motte toire e
`oioi……’`ikura nan demo……’
`sasuga ni kawaiso. Hanashikakete yarou’
karera wa chikan ni shitate age rare himeno wa takusan mikata o eta
`e ! ? Cho ~tsu’`-so, son’na’`ko, korega ningen shakai ka!’
[Dainana no shiren ren’ai-kan] de nerau wa be tchori nenchaku risu Komatsu
koibito no shibutsu o kuchinif#kumu seiheki ga aru
`… ureshi ka?’`Kowa sugi…’`kudoite 4-nichi mono no kutsushita o hama sete yaru’
karera wa 50-byo-go kutsushita no moe Kasu o mitsuketa nodatta
`oi, kore…’`e ~e…?’`Naki-sona ndakedo’
[dai hachi no shiren fasshon] de nerau wa kuso rakugo kubiwa Kandagawa
jiman no f#ku o kusho sa re isho o kaki hajimeta
`dase~e!’`Bafun o nutte hen’na moyo o tash#te yaru’
karera wa 40-byo-go sensu no nai f#ku no moe Kasu o mitsuketa nodatta
`koreha……’`ma ikka’
`a ! Konna hazu janakatta no ni
marude hagatatanai yattsu no shiren
kekkyoku darehitori jama dekizu
kaette hyoka o age chatta kamo shirenai zo’
karera wa kekka no kaizan o mokuromu
subete no moji wa keshigomu de keseru to omotte ita
hyoka yoshi o mae ni zetsubo
[ningen-ka] igai saiakudatta
`zettai gokaku suru!’
`Songen o torimodosu!’
`Koko de owaru wake ni wa ikanai!’
`Kedo moji ga kienai……’
`nante ijiwaruna nda……’
`-soda! Kiritotte junban o irekaeyou!’
[Ningen-ka] no hyoka `batsugun ni sugurete iru’ o [joshiki] ni
`oseibo wa jusu ni shiyo tto’
[joshiki] no hyoka `joshiki hazure no kiwami’ o [gakuryoku] ni
`hensa-chi? 86 Okudakedo?’
[Gakuryoku] no hyoka `nani mo kangaezu ni konasu’ o [undo] ni
`-tai ga katte ni ugokunde ne’
[undo] no hyoka `giri iki rareru reberu’ o [kinsen kankaku] ni
`atchi no supa ga yasui nda’
[kinsen kankaku] no hyoka `setsuyaku sezu ni zenryoku’ o [komyu-ryoku] ni
`mina de kyoryoku shiyou ze!’
[Komyu-ryoku] no hyoka `tsuyokide guigui iku’ o [ren’ai-kan] ni
`-ji wa futari de aou yo’
[ren’ai-kan] no hyoka `tere waaruga kyomi ari’ o [fasshon] ni
`ni, niau ka na…?’
[Fasshon] no hyoka `kutsushita dake haite inai’ o [ningen-ka] ni
`a , wasure chaimashita ☆’
surikae kanryo
`kore wa kanpekina sakusenda!
Tasho fushizendaga bareyashinai
mo gokaku wa kimatta yona mono
furuete warera o matte iro yo ningen-domo!’
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百鬼蛇行 featuring 綾(柿原徹也) & 唯(山下大輝) – English Translation
“The day of the entrance examination that finally came
Eight trials imposed on us
Even if it interferes with other students
We will definitely pass it. ”
The aim of [First Trial / Humanization] is the great sunflower / Yakumo
“First of all, that guy!” “Oh”
I can’t get rid of my age-like height
“I’ll scrape the soles to make them even smaller.”
They were shaved and used as stepping stones
“Tora bread hurts!” “Don’t let this be an ant …”
[Second Trial / Common Sense] aims at the hungry cat human Rokugo
“What’s next?” “Hmm …”
He is half human and has no chance of winning
“Let’s raise the treasure corned beef and make it an ally”
They were sensiblely refused, “I’m testing.”
“It’s delicious!” “It’s delicious!” “It’s delicious!”
The aim of [Third Trial / Academic Ability] is poor underground people / roots
“He looks weak!” “Huff”
It has the intelligence of boiling glasses
“I’ll embed a mechanical pencil in the eraser.”
They were buried in the ground in the second half of the exam
The aim of [Fourth Trial / Exercise] is unrestrained tengu / tengu
“That looks stupid.” “That’s right!”
It seems that it can not be suppressed well at the human level
“If you hit a frog’s egg, don’t jump away with all your might.”
They wept at the tenderness of Amaba, who carefully carries the eggs.
“Good guy …”
“The day of the entrance examination that finally came
Our grades are not good
It doesn’t get in the way as much as I expected
We will definitely pass! ”
[Fifth Trial / Financial Sense] Aim at Gorimote Currency / Kanamaru
Blatantly favored because of his identity
“Something only that guy …” “That’s right” “Illegal! Examination should be equal!”
They were villains and Kanamaru got a lot of allies
“Eh !? Hey” “That’s right” “Is this a human society!”
[Sixth Trial / Communicative Competence] aims at the rose of the super bocce, Himeno
“I’m popular with humans (♂)” and bring spilled bread to the bathroom
“Hey …” “No matter how much …”
“I’m really sorry. Let’s talk.”
They were made into molesters and Himeno got a lot of allies
“Eh !? Hey” “That’s right” “Is this a human society!”
Aiming at [Seventh Trial / Love View] is a sticky squirrel, Komatsu
I have a habit of including my lover’s personal belongings in my mouth
“… Are you happy?” “Too scary …” “I’ll urge you to eat socks for 4 days.”
They found the burning residue of their socks 50 seconds later.
“Hey, this …” “Eh …?” “I’m about to cry.”
[Eighth Trial / Fashion] aims at the f#cking fallen collar, Kandagawa
He was laughed at his proud clothes and started writing his suicide note
“Dasee!” “I’ll paint horse manure and add a strange pattern.”
After 40 seconds, they found a burnt residue of unsophisticated clothes.
“This is …” “Well,”
“Oh! It wasn’t supposed to be like this
Eight ordeals that are as if they are toothless
After all, no one could jam
On the contrary, it may have raised the evaluation. ”
They aim to tamper with the results
I thought I could erase all the letters with an eraser
Despair in front of the evaluation sheet
It was the worst except [humanization]
“Absolutely pass!”
“Regain dignity!”
“I can’t stop here!”
“But the letters don’t disappear …”
“What a mean thing …”
“That’s right! Let’s cut it out and change the order!”
Evaluation of [humanization] “excellent” to [common sense]
“Let’s make juice for the year-end gift”
Evaluation of [common sense] “Extreme out of common sense” to [scholastic ability]
“Deviation value? 8.6 billion?”
Evaluation of [Academic ability] “Doing without thinking” to [Exercise]
“Your body moves freely.”
Evaluation of [exercise] “Level to live at the last minute” to [money sense]
“The supermarket over there is cheap”
Evaluation of [money sense] “Full power without saving” to [Communicative competence]
“Let’s cooperate together!”
Evaluation of [Communicative competence] “Bullish and squeaky” to [Love view]
“Let’s meet next time”
Evaluation of [Love View] “I’m shy but interested” in [Fashion]
“Does it look good …?”
Evaluation of [Fashion] “I don’t wear only socks” to [Humanization]
“Oh, I forgot ☆”
Replacement completed
“This is the perfect strategy!
It’s a little unnatural, but it doesn’t come out
It ’s like the pass has already been decided
Shiver and wait for us, humans! ”
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Lyrics Ie no Ura de Manbou ga Shinderu P 家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP – 百鬼蛇行 featuring 綾(柿原徹也) & 唯(山下大輝) 歌詞
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