Lyrics ほぼ日P feat.初音ミク – 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 歌詞

 
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 Lyrics – ほぼ日P feat.初音ミク

Singer: ほぼ日P feat.初音ミク
Title: 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。

ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
背中に突き刺さる包丁
床は血まみれ
知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない

僕が落ち着いて
「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
と笑うと
妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに

クククと笑ってた
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
明日はどんな死に方しているのか
予想すらできない

ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
軍服で銃抱えてたり
マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
ドア閉めようかと思った

後片付けも結構大変で
床の血糊を洗ったり
矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
勘弁して欲しい

家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
できるだけスルーで
結婚前は忙しくても

彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
海見に行ったりしたのに
結婚直後初めて部下を持ち

仕事がとても楽しくなった
家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
考えていなかった
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは

あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
僕には分からない
家に帰った僕を待ってる 妻の演技見ることが
僕ら二人の愛の形ならば

それはそれでありだろう
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
今日はどんな死に方しているのか
期待して開けるドア
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Romaji / Romanized / Romanization

Doa o aketara tsuma ga taore teru
senaka ni tsukisasaru hocho
yuka wa chimamire
shiranaihito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai

boku ga ochitsuite
`kyo no wa soji ga taihen-soda’
to warau to
tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku-so ni

kukuku to waratteta
ienikaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shindafuri o sh#te imasu.
Ashita wa don’na shinikata sh#te iru no ka
yoso sura dekinai

aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
gunpuku de ju kakaete tari
manbo no chaku-gurumi ga shin deta toki wa
doa shimeyou ka to omotta

atokatadzuke mo kekko taihende
yuka no chinori o arattari
ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa
kanben sh#te hoshi

ienikaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shindafuri o sh#te imasu.
Chotto homeru to choshininoru kara
dekiru dake suru de
kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo

kanojo ni au dakede tanoshikatta
tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite
umi mi ni ittari shita no ni
kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi

shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
-ka de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi o
kangaete inakatta
ienikaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shindafuri o shi teru no wa

anogoro no futari ni modoritaikara ka
boku ni wa wakaranai
-ka ni kaetta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
bokura futari no ai no katachinaraba

sore wa soredearidarou
ienikaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shindafuri o sh#te imasu.
Kyo wa don’na shinikata sh#te iru no ka
kitai sh#te akeru doa
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家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 – English Translation

My wife is falling when I opened the door
A knife that sticks to her back
The floor is bloody
It may be fainting if you see people who do not know

I calm down
“Today’s cleaning is very difficult.”
Loudly
My wife is satisfied with my wife

I laughed
My wife is pretending to be dead when I go home.
What kind of death is tomorrow?
I can not even expect

One day arrows on her head
Guns in military uniforms
When Mambow’s wearing is dead
I thought it would be a door closure

Subscript is quite difficult
Wash the paste of the floor
It is the dinner making with the arrow stabbed
I want you to forgive

My wife is pretending to be dead when I go home.
Because it rides a little bit
Through as much as possible
Even if you are busy before marriage

She was fun just meeting her
Fly without a car at all night
I went to a sea view
Holding subordinates for the first time after marriage

My work became very fun
A witch of a wife waiting alone at home
I did not think
When I go home, my wife always has a dead way

I want to return to the two of that time
I do not know for me
It is possible to see the acting of the wife waiting for me who came home
If it is the shape of two people

That would be that
My wife is pretending to be dead when I go home.
What kind of death do you die today
Door that can be opened
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Lyrics ほぼ日P feat.初音ミク – 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 歌詞

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