Lyrics あべりょう – 外国人は海苔が食べられない 歌詞

 
外国人は海苔が食べられない Lyrics – あべりょう

Singer: あべりょう
Title: 外国人は海苔が食べられない

ボクは 外資系製薬会社で働く ハーフの日本人
全員ランチビール飲む 同僚の外国人に 付き合わされ
腐った物食べるしかなかった 欧米人は酒に強いが
新鮮な魚貝食べられた 日本人は酒に弱く ボクは酔っちゃう

逆に 海苔を消化できる 酵素持ってるのは 日本人だけ
だから 外国人は海苔が食べられず カリフォルニアロールばっか食べる
外国人の腸内細菌は 日本人と全然違うのに
製薬会社は外資ばかり 外国人好みに薬作る

人体実験も 貧しいメキシコ人ばかりを使うから
それが日本人に効くという エビデンスなんて 厚労省も知らん
カラダに良い オリーブオイル サプリ ヴィーガン ロスでブームだと
はしゃぐインスタグラマーに 便乗する 健康食品CM

縄文人由来の 日本人のDNA 腸内細菌
欧米のコーカソイド ネグロイド モンゴロイドとも違い
内臓の形も 消化酵素も 食べるものも違うのに
欧米のエビデンスに寄った 健康法って 日本人に合うの?

食べ物の成分 細分化して 新たな毒物を示し
サプリで解毒しなきゃ 死にますよと 脅す 恐怖マーケティング
10万年越しのカラダ 腸内細菌の仕組み バランス
オリーブオイルとサプリ 飲んだぐらいで 健康になれるかな?

アンチエイジング求め いったい 何歳まで生きるつもりだい
人類のカラダは 1万回も世代交代 積み重ね
自然淘汰に 適者生存し 突然変異でデザインし
キミに与えられた命 欲張らず 次の世代に引き継げ

海苔を消化できる 酵素持ってるのが 日本人だけならば
ハーフなボクが 海苔を食べたら どうなるかの エビデンスはまだ無い
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Romaji / Romanized / Romanization

Boku wa gaishi-kei seiyakukaisha de hataraku hafu no nihonjin
zen’in ranchibiru nomu doryo no gaikoku hito ni tsukiawa sa re
kusatta mono taberu shika nakatta Obei hito wa sake ni tsuyoiga
shinsen’na gyokai tabe rareta nihonjin wa sake ni yowaku boku wa yotchau

gyaku ni nori o shoka dekiru koso motteru no wa nihonjin dake
dakara gaikoku hito wa nori ga tabe rarezu kariforuniaroru bakka taberu
gaikoku hito no chonaisaikin wa nihonjin to zenzen chigau no ni
seiyakukaisha wa gaishi bakari gaikoku hito konomi ni kusuri tsukuru

jintai jikken mo mazushi Mekishiko hito bakari o tsukaukara
sore ga nihonjin ni kiku to iu ebidensu nante korosho mo shiran
Karada ni yoi oribuoiru sapuri vu~igan Rosu de bumuda to
hashagu insutagurama ni binjo suru kenko shokuhin CM

jomonjin yurai no nihonjin no dienue chonaisaikin
Obei no kokasoido neguroido mongoroido tomo chigai
naizo no katachi mo shoka koso mo taberu mono mo chigau no ni
Obei no ebidensu ni yotta kenko-ho tte nihonjin ni au no?

Tabemono no seibun saibun-ka sh#te aratana dokubutsu o shimeshi
sapuri de gedoku shinakya shinimasu yo to odosu kyofu maketingu
10 man toshikoshi no Karada chonaisaikin no shikumi baransu
oribuoiru to sapuri nonda gurai de kenko ni nareru ka na?

Anchieijingu motome ittai nan-sai made ikiru tsumori dai
jinrui no Karada wa 1 man-kai mo sedai kotai tsumikasane
shizen tota ni tekishaseizon shi totsuzenhen’i de dezain shi
kimi ni atae rareta inochi yokubarazu tsugi no sedai ni hikitsuge

nori o shoka dekiru koso motteru no ga nihonjin dakenaraba
hafuna boku ga nori o tabetara do naru ka no ebidensu wa mada mu i
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外国人は海苔が食べられない – English Translation

I’m half Japanese working for a foreign -affiliated pharmaceutical company
Everyone is associated with a foreigner who drinks lunch beer
Westerners who had to eat rotten foods were strong in alcohol
A fresh fish shellfish eaten Japanese people weak to alcohol and get drunk

Conversely, only Japanese people have enzymes that can digest nori.
So foreigners can’t eat seaweed and eat California Roll only
Foreign intestinal bacteria are completely different from Japanese
Pharmaceutical companies make drugs only for foreigners

Human experiments also use only poor Mexican people
The Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare doesn’t know the evidence that it works for Japanese people
Good olive oil supplement Vegan Ross that is good for the body.
Healthy food CM that piggybacks on the frog Instagrammer

Japanese DNA intestinal bacteria derived from Jomon people
Different from Caucasian Negroid Mongoloids in Europe and the United States
The shape of the internal organs, the digestive enzyme, and the food to eat are different
Does the health law that approached European and American evidence suit Japanese people?

Subdivide the ingredients of food to show new poison
A fear that threatens to die if you don’t detoxify with a supplement
100,000 years of body intestinal bacteria structure balance
Can you be healthy just by drinking olive oil and supplements?

I want to live an anti -aging
The body of humanity is 10,000 times.
Designed with mutation for natural selection
Take over to the next generation without the desire to be given to you

If only Japanese have enzymes that can digest nori
There is no evidence of what happens if I eat seaweed
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Lyrics あべりょう – 外国人は海苔が食べられない 歌詞

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