切腹が下手な武士の断腸の思い Lyrics – あべりょう
Singer: あべりょう
Title: 切腹が下手な武士の断腸の思い
切腹が上手い 武士は 小腸だけ切り 美しく果てたが
下手な武士は 大腸切り クソまみれ 介添え人も 嫌な顔
小腸は 栄養と水 吸収 大腸は 便作るため
さらに 水を吸収し 固めた便を 直腸に送り出す
そこを 切腹しちゃうから 断腸の思いで クソまみれ
ボクの肛門に 大腸内視鏡 入れてくる 女医さんが
きれいなピンク色した 腸ねと 麻酔越しに囁く
毎日 飲み水2リットル 消化液7リットルの 水が
小腸で 99％吸収 便の水分は 1％
このサイクル 崩れると 小腸が水 吸収できず
そのまま 水びたしの 便が出るから 下痢になるのよ
女医さんが弄り 女医さんが囁く
それなら 下痢で お腹痛くなるのは どうしてですか？と 聞いた
それはね 本来 硬い便で 支えられるはずの 腸の壁が
柔らかい便が作る 隙間 無理に埋めようと 縮み
くぅーと押すから お腹のここらへんが 痛くなるのよ
女医さんが弄り 女医さんが囁く
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Romaji / Romanized / Romanization
Seppuku ga umai bushi wa shocho dake kiri utsukushiku hatetaga
hetana bushi wa daicho kiri kuso mamire kaizoe hito mo iyana kao
shocho wa eiyo to mizu kyushu daicho wa ben tsukuru tame
sarani mizu o kyushu shi katameta ben o chokucho ni okuridasu
soko o seppuku shi chaukara danchonoomoi de kuso mamire
boku no komon ni daichonaishikyo irete kuru joi-san ga
kireina pinkuiro shita cho ne to masui-goshi ni sasayaku
Mainichi nomimizu 2-rittoru shoka-eki 7-rittoru no mizu ga
shocho de 99-pasento kyushu-bin no suibun wa 1%
kono saikuru kuzureru to shocho ga mizu kyushu dekizu
sonomama mizubitashi no ben ga derukara geri ni naru no yo
joi-san ga ijiri joi-san ga sasayaku
sorenara geri de onaka itaku naru no wa doshitedesu ka? To kiita
soreha ne honrai katai ben de sasae rareru hazu no cho no kabe ga
yawarakai ben ga tsukuru sukima muri ni uzumeyou to chidjimi
ku~u ̄ to osukara onaka no kokora hen ga itaku naru no yo
joi-san ga ijiri joi-san ga sasayaku
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切腹が下手な武士の断腸の思い – English Translation
The samurai who is good at cutting has finished beautifully only the small intestine
The poor samurai is out of the large intestine, he is a f#cking -covered person.
The small intestine is nutritious and the water absorption colon is to make stool
Further absorb water and send hardened stool to the rectum
He’s a f#cking feeling because he will cut it, so he is covered with f#cking
A female doctor who puts colonoscopy in my an#s
Whispering beautiful pink intestinal and anesthesia
Daily drinking water 2 liters of digestive juice 7 liters of water
99 % absorption flights in the small intestine 1 %
If this cycle collapses, the small intestine cannot absorb water
I have diarrhea because the stool of water comes out as it is.
A female doctor plays and whispered by a female doctor
Then why did she get hungry with diarrhea? I heard
It is an intestinal wall that should be supported by hard stool
Soft stools make gaps forcibly fill
Because she pushes it, she hurts her stomach.
A female doctor plays and whispered by a female doctor
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Lyrics あべりょう – 切腹が下手な武士の断腸の思い 歌詞
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